Caption Newt Gingrich

Top caption:

"I'm so conservative, I only masturbate with you, my right hand."

Caption Polar Bears

Top caption:

"OK paper - rock - scissor who ever wins does NOT have to eat dick Cheney!!!"

Caption Bush and the Turkey

Top caption:

"wow. aside from Cheney he's got, like, no Dick at all!"

Caption Bill O'Reilly

Top Caption:

"Uungh! My God!!! Can someone PLEASE take this stick out of my ASS?!?!"

Caption the Bush Brothers

Caption Karl Rove

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